But today mom left out her basket of kale. She probably thought "It's kale. Who's going to mess with it?"
Guess who??? LOL! But I didn't really like it and Eva was all "Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll" (because she watches too many Adam Sandler movies) and so we just decided to scatter it festively all over the house.
Mom loves nature and green things so I think she appreciated our decorating efforts.