Okay, I said I love kittens but I may have changed my mind.
The little black ones are okay. They both snuggle with me in the day time. They aren't mean. Well, Dazzler gets a little rough attacking my waggy tail sometimes, but she isn't malicious about it.
But at night, when I am trying to sleep... *POW* *SLAP* *CHOMP*!!! My peaceful slumber is obliterated by gnashing teeth and ripping claws. They think because it is dark I won't know, but it is the stripey one and the two spotted ones! And they get me in trouble, too. When I try to wake mom and tell on them, she grumbles at me and waves a pillow in my direction. Sometimes she even says "shuddupgotosleep".
I'm a very good dog, so I do exactly as mom says but, inevitably, I get attacked again. I hope these little monsters get adopted soon. Remind me of this the next time I say I want kittens.
The little black ones are okay. They both snuggle with me in the day time. They aren't mean. Well, Dazzler gets a little rough attacking my waggy tail sometimes, but she isn't malicious about it.
But at night, when I am trying to sleep... *POW* *SLAP* *CHOMP*!!! My peaceful slumber is obliterated by gnashing teeth and ripping claws. They think because it is dark I won't know, but it is the stripey one and the two spotted ones! And they get me in trouble, too. When I try to wake mom and tell on them, she grumbles at me and waves a pillow in my direction. Sometimes she even says "shuddupgotosleep".
I'm a very good dog, so I do exactly as mom says but, inevitably, I get attacked again. I hope these little monsters get adopted soon. Remind me of this the next time I say I want kittens.
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