Believe me, I've tried them all: strings of lights, pine boughs, ornaments. They all look so delicious!
The holidays can be a dangerous time for we pets as we investigate all of the bric-a-brac that our parents set out. They call it being "festive". I just call it confusing.
Don't worry, I have an idea. I think that all of the decorations on the lower half of the house (you know, the part we can reach) should all be made of food. I'd like to see rawhide ornaments on the tree and garlands made of popcorn and dog biscuits around the windows. Now that's what I call festive!