So today I was all like, "Dad let's do something fun; we never do anything fuuuuuuun!" And then Dad was all "Okay, we'll go see your cousins."
Well that isn't fun! My cousins are ginormous dogs and I don't like them. No! Not at all! Link is this big German guy who is all muscle-bound and paranoid. And Homer? Well he is like an angry hippopotamus - grey and toothy!
But we went there despite my protests and Dad booted me out of the truck right into the gaping maw of Homer-hippo.
Guess what? Homer tilted his head. Link even play-bowed! I had FUN! People, I had fun.
So, I guess I was wrong about those guys. They and my awesome auntie even let me come inside the house to play. I guess I just didn't like them before because I thought they looked mean. They aren't mean - they're FUN!!!